He was killed by the hands of his abuser too. That’s what makes me sick the most. Thanos tortured and abused Loki to the point of desperation. Then after all that character development, after finding a potential path for a healthy life style, he gets killed physically by Thanos.
Yep. The amount of abuse apologism the Russos are bringing to Infinity War/Avengers 4 is utterly revolting.
Thanos is sitting in his cottage/hut/thing, happy with his success. He looks down when he senses movement and sees an adorable eight-foot long snake. He picks it up with his right hand, ‘cause he knows snakes don’t like cold metal. He laughs as it happily slithers around his arm. Slowly, the snake makes it way up his arm and to his neck. When it starts to go down his other arm, Thanos starts to suspect, but it shies away from the cold metal like a normal snake would and he relaxes. Suddenly, there is a flash of green. It reveals not only that the snake is, in fact, Loki, but that he stole Thor’s new axe as well. Loki is smiling and as he brings the axe down he says, “It’s Me!” Thanos doesn’t have time to react as the axe cuts through his arm and severs the infinity gauntlet from him. Loki quickly reaches out with one hand, grabbing it just before Thanos does, and disappears in the blink of an eye.
Meanwhile, Thor is searching for where he could have put his axe when Loki pops up in front of him. Thor immediately grabs him by the neck and is ready to punch him for tricking him again when Loki yells, “Wait!” and brings out the infinity gauntlet. “See? Good Reason this time!”
Thor laughs, takes the gauntlet, and chucks Loki out the window. As Loki falls he shouts, “Good luck finding your axe now!”
Oh no somebody leaked the avengers 4 plot line. How sad.
Sorry I need to talk about this scene a little more.
It is UNBELIEVABLY BALLSY of Loki to go strolling up to Thanos in this situation while surrounded by the entire Black Order who believe him to be dangerous as they’re all pointing weapons at him.
Our Angsty Blue Frostee is very, very brave, especially consdering his history with Thanos.
He is also causing so much subtle chaos in this scene. Whether it’s a final middle-finger to Thanos or part of a larger plan is yet to be seen, but he is living up to his moniker as the God of Mischief. And I am living for it.
Okay, we need to set this up. Thanos has defeated the Hulk, killed Heimdall, and Ebony Maw has put Thor in that weird metal kinky device. (What is it with our favorite Asgardians and the metal-wear? Honestly.) It’s looking pretty bleak.
So now they’re all getting ready for The Ritual as everyone is getting super serious and kneeling…
And then they hear that sing-song voice, “If I might interject…”
(hahahahahaha! Thanos’s expression is priceless. He totally just got his drama moment stolen from him by THE MOST DRAMATIC BEING IN THAT ROOM.)
OH LOOK WHO IT IS. The God of Mischief. Causing mischief.
NOT ONLY does Loki waltz in there like he’s on a stroll through Asgard’s gardens, but he then SASSES the hell out of Thanos (”I consider experience experience.” LEGENDARY). And Resident Evil Grape gets this hilariously confused look on his face that just says, “Is this guy for real? Is he crazy?” (To which we all know the answer. “Possibly.”)
It’s such a serious, awful scene but Loki pulling some 8D Mischief all while strutting around ALONE facing ALL THE BIG BADS and mouthing off is really something to behold, despite what happens later.
Loki is my god damn HERO.
Whether it’s a final middle-finger to Thanos or part of a larger plan is yet to be seen, but he is living up to his moniker as the God of Mischief. And I am living for it.
are you loki, god of knives? 🗡🙄 
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