“Fifty Shades of Dark Circles Under My Eyes.”
-Tony revealing the title of his autobiography
Tony, reading the audiobook: Welcome to my autobiography
Tony: Chapter 1
Tony: *screams for four hours*
Tag: relatable
have you ever just cried because you’re you

#same foggy same
someone: hey u wanna read this fic that ruined me
me, at high volume: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SUFFERING


I don’t “pick” my favorite characters, I collect garbage children and protect them with my life


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