This man
never
lets anyone
drive him.
He literally
is always
the one in the drivers seat.
He has a chauffeur
that he drives.
And then I realized…
There’s probably
good reason
for that.
OH WELL GOD DAMN YOU…
BUT HE DOES LET HAPPY DRIVE HIM WHEN HE’S TAKING PETER HOME, BECAUSE GIVING PETER HIS FULL ATTENTION AFTER DRAGGING HIM INTO THE AIRPORT FIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO TONY THAN FEELING PERSONALLY SAFE
AND THAT’S THE TEA
Tag: peter parker
Peter: I picked up a chick today
Tony: Nice. What’s her name?
Peter:
Tony:
Peter:
Peter, ignoring the soft clucking coming from his backpack: fluff monster
D’awwsh magic

Iron Dad parallels are the best. ❤
Peter Parker would totally swing around the city trying to find pokemon
this is a bullet to my already dead corpse
(credits to owner, MCUexchange on YouTube )What the FUCK




























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